Breaking dawn quotes?

I've got a lot of theories about these. The Alice and Edward one I think Edward is going behind Bella's back and making sure with Alice that she's still going to be a vampire, and since Alice is on Bella's side, she says "I do. Excellent." as in yes, she's not changing her mind. Edward's "you're so small" comment, yeah, obviously Alice. "Why am I covered in feathers?" not a clue..... ancient vampire wedding ritual? j/k, lol. The Bella to Mike one is totally her being sarcastic. Maybe one of her friends took Lauren as a date and when Mike told her that that friend isn't going because of Lauren she was kind of relieved. Tanya's little greeting makes me think that something happens like when Jacob's out running, he meets up with Tanya, and Tanya's all trying to defend her property and all fighting and stuff, when Jacob's all, 'go ahead, kill me.' and gets all hysterical like with Charlie at the end of Eclipse, and starts muttering stuff about the Cullens, and Tanya teams up with him to go crash the wedding, (since of course, he knows where it is,) so she can get Edward and he can get Bella, which brings us back to "Ah, Edward. I've missed you." Told you these were long.... Yes, Emmett is being sarcastic. Bella, right before the wedding, or when Alice is planning her bachelor party, perhaps a few weeks in advance. Lol, though, it's kinda funny. No, I don't think they would change Charlie. Actually, I think that Bella (since she hates blood in her human life,) totally skipped the newborn phase and since Charlie's never seen her play baseball before and wouldn't see a difference, she's really fast now since she's a vampire, they get together for a little game. If you've sat through this whole thing, wow, I'm surprised. Go Team Edward!!!